Monday, February 16, 2009

Plastic Surgery and Your Breasts

Plastic surgery for the female breast is, along with facelifts, probably the highest-profile type of plastic surgery. It is performed not only for aesthetic reasons, but for health reasons as well.

One category of plastic surgery for the breast is mammoplasty (breast augmentation), which usually involves the insertion of saline-filled implants. Mastopexy (breast lift) lifts and reshapes sagging breasts and repositions the nipples to restore symmetry. "Breast revision" is the umbrella name for the various kinds of plastic surgery for the breast.

Mammoplasty is also performed in breast reconstruction, where the plastic surgery can help approximate the appearance of a breast that has been removed during cancer treatment.

Breast reduction is another area of plastic surgery that is not specifically cosmetic. Large breasts can cause back, neck and shoulder pain, as well as headaches, breast pain, poor posture, and other health issues that plastic surgery can help to resolve.

The aesthetic results of various forms of breast revision are generally good. Specific side effects, in addition to the general risks posed by surgery and anesthetic, can include loss of sensation and of the ability to nurse a baby.

For many women, breast size is an issue that affects their self-esteem. But even when size isn't your issue, many women lose tone and symmetry after pregnancy and nursing that plastic surgery can restore. Self-consciousness about one's breasts can also have a negative impact on a woman's sexuality. While in some cases of low self-esteem psychotherapy may be necessary, breast revision surgery has a significant positive impact for many women.

Jeanette Pollock is a freelance author and website owner of cosmeticsurgery-101.com. Visit Jeanette's site to learn more about plastic surgery and your breasts.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Plastic Surgery and Its Sociological Effects

Plastic surgery is also often called cosmetic surgery and has become a widespread method to reshape the body and to help to improve the appearance, it includes absolutely different operations starting with abdominoplasty and ending with eyes surgery and face lifting. Besides plastic surgery deals even more vitally important spheres, like for example repair damages caused by some accidents or injuries. It is well promoted and rather expensive but still carriers certain risks, like any other type of operation. For example, patients, who decide to make some dental operations, are put at great risks. People who go through a number of plastic operations are often still not satisfied with the result and start doing other procedures, which is of course not the best way to influence the state of the body: many people, who are overweight turn to special operations, but after the fat is gone they face the problem of lots of hanging skin.

Besides most people who have done it once, will return to these operations again and again, even with the same problem, as they feel constantly not satisfied with the result and are ready to give huge sums of money, which they by the way could have used for some better needs, like really supporting their health. ?Plastic surgery junkies need to think about why they keep wanting more work done. Obviously it?s much easier to change your outlook on life than it is to change your external look?? (Rosen Christine, The Democratization of Beauty, 2004, p.2). So this constant seeking for perfection can be considered more of a psychological problem than real problems with appearance. To avoid such result of plastic operations, the doctors are to provide sufficient amount of explanation for the potential patient concerning the results and reasons of this operation. Some may need just a psychological help instead of this operation. And this is of course a task of the society to work out the ?rules? for dealing the people, who want to make plastic surgery and do the best to defend the clients of the plastic surgery clinics.

All these is a good basis for the surgeons to build their businesses upon, they can use the week sides of a person , as almost every person feels not absolutely sure about his/her appearance and would love to look better, and earn good money. People are surrounded by advertisements of ?absolutely safe? and prestigious methods of changing the appearance. As any other branch of medicine, plastic surgery can have its field for development and application, but there are still certain rules or restrictions to be made about it. From the very beginning there should be a strict division between cases of application of plastic surgery, a person who was burnt or injured as a result of some accident or war or any other conflict has to make such kind of operation under the circumstances, even he doesn?t want to, and a person, who watches too much television and wants to get the same face Britney Spears or Tom Cruise have, chooses to make this operation on his own free will. It is absolutely not right to make these two people pay the same price for the plastic operation.

It was always believed that to live happily a man should be in a harmony with both physical and moral self, and in harmony with the surrounding world, social environment and conditions play great role for achieving this harmony. No wonder that all people struggle for meeting the accepted standards of beauty. Plastic surgery is thought to be a way to these standards, as this puts together both medical and aesthetical aspects, psychological balance and social well-being are thought to stand in close relation with beautiful appearance. Everybody would love to achieve social weight and meet the best standards of beauty. Age is not allowed to be an obstacle for ?being in a good form?, though nobody is getting younger as the time passes. This short phrase ?feel well? includes in reality the cooperation of biochemistry, psychology, medicine, endocrinology, dietology, dermatology and so on. No wonder that the fastest results, which are promised by plastic surgeons, are so temptating for people. There are many reasons that explain this obsessive preoccupation with beauty in modern world. Most of them appeal to such social factors like male domination over women or competition between women. Some psychoanalysts are even aware of cases when a small girl is envious about her mother?s nice appearance.

It is estimated that around 65 000 to 75 000 surgery operations are made each year only in the UK. Certainly women are constant customers at beauty shops and plastic surgeons. A man looking through a magazine with top models and beautiful women is getting pleasure, while a woman is feeling the more depressed the less she looks like those models. ?It is natural for a woman to participate in the act of comparison, even to the point of obsession. To be female is to be presented with an ideal and to measure your self and self-worth against it? (Society, Self ? Esteem, and Women, Ellie Cashman, p. 12). She is thinking of having longer legs, bigger breasts, blonde hair and even different color of skin as a way to deserve love and happiness, but ironically this ideal can never be fulfilled in reality. This beauty myth leads sometimes even to the situation, when a woman is ready to struggle for loosing some extra weight instead of struggling for some other life goal. Today they are doing their best to build their bodies by lifting weights and wrapping with seaweed, attending diet centers and doing other types of body exercises. But if a body can be turned for a better, the face, hair and the age results are the field for plastic clinics. Plastic surgery, for example gives empowering life experience for those women, who choose it, while hairstyling has become a way to claim to professional and social class identities.

There is one more tendency, which can not be considered acceptable, everybody is nowadays aware of so called Racial Beauty Battle, an example for it can be a story about plastic surgery boom in Asia, where people were trying to remake themselves to look more Caucasian. Some would of course deny this fact, but nobody can deny that the aesthetic ideal of Asia has changed greatly under the influence of Hollywood television. Asians ask the doctors to make their eyes wider, their noses longer and their breasts fuller, of course all these features are absolutely not typical for their race. Such kind of operations demand unique techniques and procedures, innovative operations, which are both a great deal of risk and should be considered ?steps against nature?, people were from the very beginning created different, everybody is individually different from others, all look differently, even twins are not absolute copies of each other as they have different characters, might happen that they have different tastes in clothes and absolutely different behavior. The same can be said about different nations, all differ from each other, all nations do not lack beautiful people, but it is never the reason for changing you appearance to look like somebody?s standard of beauty.

Overall, the development and researches of the plastic surgery are not to be stopped or hidden, unfortunately accidents happen to people all the time and they do and will need help from plastic surgeons, but this field of medicine should not and can not be ignored by society and some social laws and stable rules are to be worked out, as plastic surgery does influence the relations between people, the separate individuals and thus the society as a whole.

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Plastic surgery & NLP life coaching


CHANGING LIMITING BELIEFS WITH NLP LIFE COACHING

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How to instantly change 'I can't' into 'I can'

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple

DO YOU Have a nagging voice in your head that stops you doing what you want? Talk yourself out of getting what you want? Avoid trying new things? Go for the safe option all he time? Feel that you are missing out? Get frustrated at your shyness and lack of confidence? Hold your true self back from being the great person you could be?

WOULD YOU Like to be confident about what you want to do? Like to be fearless and not even think twice about being the real you? Like to banish that voice in your head that says, you can't? Like to stop existing and start living?

Beliefs are the source of energy that either propels you in a direction or holds you back depending on its context. This technique is useful to raise your awareness of your current beliefs and to understand their effect on your current behaviour and choices.

It also helps to identify any beliefs which are outdated and detrimental to your current desires. Completion of this technique will give you the freedom to move on and update your personal beliefs. This will help you to attain your dreams.

Our behaviours are based upon the foundations of our beliefs. If we believe in A then we will behave according to A. If we have a strong belief in B then we act according to B. If we want to change behaviour A and start a new behaviour C then we have to remove belief A and replace it with belief C

EXAMPLE A

BELIEF A BEHAVIOUR A I believe I have no confidence. Therefore I will not participate in anything new outside of my comfort zone.

BELIEF B BEHAVIOUR B I am confident at some things Therefore I will weigh up the but not others. pros and cons of doing something but not others. new and only engage in it if I am forced to.

BELIEF C BEHAVIOUR C I am successful in some Therefore I eagerly try new areas of my life and have no fear things without any fear or stress. Of trying new things with no outdated I enjoy my life and the new beliefs holding me back. opportunities that come my way.

Sometimes although we have a strong desire to change we can be held back by an old belief that we have not updated or taken into consideration. Some beliefs are established at an early age and we fail to address their relevance as we change and develop. Outdated beliefs are often the foundation behind the crippling behaviours that are preceded by that phrase, 'I can't' that crops up and prevents people from attaining your desires.

Here's another example

DESIRED BEHAVIOUR Tom wants to go for promotion and in so doing so attain greater self-esteem, develop his skills, stop being bored, look forward to going to work and receive more praise and greater financial awards.

LIMITING BELIEF However Tom was told at school, 'Don't interrupt the teacher, you'll never be smart enough and only speak when you are spoken to. He has maintained this useless belief at the back of his mind but it is having a detrimental affect on his present life.

Some beliefs we want to keep and some are holding us back. What would happen if you still believed in Father Christmas? How would this belief affect your life? How disappointed you would be if you expected your presents from a mythical person who only exists in the minds of children. As you have changed and developed you have updated this belief accordingly so that you can act accordingly and address the new information.

Some people wish so badly for a dream and never take that step because of a limiting belief. They never take to the world stage and show their talents for fear of what others might think. The greatest opponent you will ever meet is yourself, far more powerful than your greatest foe. Any sportsperson will tell you that the main person you have to beat o succeed is in your own mind. You are the person that is holding you back, stopping you getting promotion, that relationship, living that dream and being yourself.

However everyone has the natural ability to change any limiting beliefs and you will find it easy to upgrade your beliefs. Once you have addressed your limiting beliefs your new beliefs will improve your life in many ways. You will be amazed at the benefits and reduction of stress and pressure.

People who have a strong belief in what they are doing have an inexhaustible energy to attain their dream even against all the odds. They speak from the heart and are not afraid of failure, they learn from their mistakes and get back up and try again and again. They don't spend time pondering on why they can't do something, talking themselves out of doing something different. They don't allow negative talk and fear of what others might think from holding them back. Good examples are Olympic athletes, successful business people, innovators, explorers and entrepreneurs. Here's a new belief for you to adopt, If they can do it then so can you. Confident and successful people are not made from special genes or extraordinary brains. Everyone has the ability to be successful. It is all done to the way that we think and consequently act.

Belief updating is like updating a computer with the latest programmes. Wonderful new programmes that will help it work more efficiently instead of becoming slow and only able to perform outdated tasks. The changing limiting beliefs process creates solid foundations for self-development that make change easier and more fluid. Old limiting beliefs are easily removed and are no longer barriers to change and self-fulfilment.

Some people have all the desire and determination in the world but find themselves unable to more forward. They have a limiting belief, a belief that is stopping them, a belief that is hindering their progress a belief that is not useful or helpful but only serves to make them unhappy. Beliefs are also behind the choices you make.

Despite all good intentions and desires limiting beliefs can have a detrimental affect on progress. They can stop your personal growth and development and restrict your freedom to be who you truly want to be and do what you truly want to do. Positive beliefs are extremely powerful energy sources for achieving desires. They widen your horizons and support personal growth. They stop that nagging inner voice and inner visions of failure and replace them with powerful feelings of inner strength. It creates a positive internal dialogue that supports your path to success.

Having a solid supporting positive belief creates an inexhaustible internal source of energy. This helps to drive a sense of purpose and makes life all the more easier and smoother as well as reducing stress. Imagine what it would be like to always be sure of where you are going, what path to take and secure in your own convictions and choices. The idea behind belief changing is to identify a limiting belief and assess the negative effect on your life, decisions and choices. You don't need to know where it came from or why it's there, just replace it with a more empowering belief.

SPEND 5 MINUTES ON THE FOLLOWING EXERCISE

Now write down a list of limiting beliefs that you think are holding you back.

Now write down the cost to your life. What are you missing out on? How are they holding you back?

What new empowering beliefs would you like to replace them with?

SUMMARY

This process is an excellent method to raise awareness of current beliefs and analyse their positive or negative effects on your life. We behave according to our beliefs. If we believe we can, then we can. If we believe we can't then we can't. Like a clean sweep it updates limiting beliefs for empowering beliefs that promote change, personal development and happiness. If we want to change then we must remove the limiting belief and replace it with an empowering belief. No matter how determined we are our beliefs must reflect and support any change. It provides motivation and energy to achieve your dreams and self fulfilment creating self confidence which moves you towards contentment.

Beliefs are created throughout our lives and although we may wish to maintain some others become obsolete and a hindrance. The most powerful force behind achieving change or remaining static is you. It is you who will stop you getting what you want not anyone else but it is also you who can motivate yourself to attain your greatest desires. Using this technique your energy will be concentrated on success and you will feel free from negativity and unjustified fears. Your new beliefs will be the driving force behind your self-development and self-fulfilment. It won't be long before you have a well established bank of empowering beliefs that will make your life much smoother, easier and less stressful and more enjoyable.

'Imagination is more important than knowledge' Albert Einstein

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Best wishes

Damian

Damian is a professional NLP life coach who used the empowering personal development techniques to manage his leukaemia and bone marrow transplant. He now runs a life coaching retreat in Normandy France. www.renaissanceretreat.com

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Friday, October 17, 2008

No, it's Not eBay but You Can Bid for Plastic Surgery

Desperate people can do desperate things when consumers become more savvy and sophisticated as they shop around for the very best deals offered on websites promoting surgical procedures.

That's right folks; you can offer a bid for that eye lift or tummy tuck on Bidforsurgery.com, just like you would bid on a piece of jewelry or camera equipment on eBay. If you select to pursue a bid, you are entitled to a free in-person consultation with the physician of your choice. This forum is designed to save the consumer time, money and effort thus saving the doctors administrative and marketing costs.

Insurance companies do not typically reimburse plastic surgery fees leaving the consumer to fend for the best deal with their hard earned cash. Prudent consumers can be thrifty and conservative when spending after tax dollars for a temporary face lift or other risky procedure that will undoubtedly need repeating in a few short years.

Another new wrinkle ? no pun intended ? was developed for the jet setting consumer who believes that they can enjoy a quiet surgical tweak in a foreign clinic where their dollar may go further because of low-cost, high-quality procedures. Sites like MedRetreat.com and PlanetHospital.com will book your appointment with a doctor then take care of the travel requirements such as passport and visas, airline tickets and hotel.

Life altering choices coupled with risk is a high price to pay for beauty especially when unrealistic claims and unqualified practitioners induce patients to make uneducated decisions. Even certain medical professionals are policing themselves and re-thinking their position on cutting into a healthy face for the sake of beauty.

Safety needs to be highly regarded for every surgical procedure and The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons has published a checklist for those considering plastic surgery; it is the acronym entitled 'S.U.R.E.' We have seen similar admonitions from our US health officials and these are reminders of those warnings:

S: Surgeon's credentials and qualifications.
U: Understand fully the procedure, risk, location, downtime and care requirements.
R: Recovery process, how long, implications, after care options
E: Expectations can be over the top so be informed about what actually can be achieved.

All in all, warnings such as these are not needed when you use natural means to correct the cause of aging.

Some aging in the face is from outside influences such as over exposure to the sun and elements, smoking, drinking, poor eating habits, lack of water in the diet, too many adult beverages night after night, and the list can go on and on.

Some aging presents itself like sagging and this is caused because the muscles underneath your skin are elongating due to atrophy/disuse. The facial muscles, although small compared to say muscles in the forearm or leg, can cause noticeable aging when they begin to lose those their shape and tone so by the time you reach 40, apparent aging has begun in your face.

Rather than opt for risky, temporary procedures such as injections and surgical treatments that tax your wallet, why not consider facial exercise to lift your face? You won't have to book an expensive trip or run the risk of contracting Montezuma's revenge or interview countless physicians hoping one of them can work with your budget and health constraints.

Exercises that use resistance and isometrics work for your body and the same principles can be applied to the face. It makes sense. Imagine seeing the face you had years ago returning day by day when you exercise your face.

The key to a younger, healthier looking face is prevention using a natural, safe method such as facial exercise to lift the sagging, droopy muscles without injections, harmful chemicals or cutting. Start now for a better looking face almost instantly!
Cynthia Rowland is widely recognized as an expert in all natural facial fitness with over thirty years experience in health & beauty related fields. She has appeared on The View, Fit TV, HGTV and other popular shows. This author, speaker and television personality is leading the crusade to keep men and women looking vibrantly younger through natural techniques without spending their children?s inheritance. Cynthia Rowland ?I Save Faces? http://www.cynthiarowland.com

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Plastic Surgery/Cosmetic Surgery Facts and Figures

Breast Augmentation (Augmentation Mammaplasty) is a surgical procedure to enhance the size and shape of a woman's breast. It is a surgical procedure which enhances the size of the breast by the implementation of breast implants filled with saline. The average cost for this procedure is $3400.

Breast Lift (Mastopexy) is designed to raise and reshape sagging breasts - to give the person a more youthful breast contour. The procedure removes excess skin and repositions the remaining tissue and nipples. The average cost for this procedure is $3900.

Breast Reduction (Reduction Mammaplasty) is designed for women with very large breasts. The procedure removes fat, glandular tissue, and skin from the breasts, making them smaller, lighter, and firmer. The average cost is $5300.

Botox is a popular non-surgical injection that temporarily reduces or eliminates frown lines, forehead creases, crows feet near the eyes and thick bands in the neck. The average cost per session is $600.

Chemical Peel (Gyneal Peel (Phenol and trichloroacetic acid [TCA]) is a technique used to improve the appearance of the skin - usually on the face, neck or hands. In this treatment, a chemical solution is applied to the skin that causes it to "blister" and eventually peel off. The average cost is $1500.

Chin surgery (Mentoplasty) this procedure aims at either reshaping the chin by enhancement with an implant or reduction surgery on the bone. The average cost is $2000.

Dermabrasion to refinish skin and give it a smoother, fresher look. It is a mechanical scraping of the top layers of skin using a high-speed rotary wheel. Softens sharp edges of surface irregularities, including acne and other scars and fine wrinkles, especially around the mouth. The average cost is $1500.

Ear Surgery (Otoplasty) can help reshape an ear to a enhance the appearance. Most often undertaken on children between the ages of 4 and 14 years. Average cost is $2800.

Eyelid Surgery (Blepharoplasty) removes excess skin and/or fat on upper and/or lower eyelids. Average cost: Upper - $1800, Lower - $2200.

Facelift (Rhytidectomy) can reverse the signs of aging and give you back decades. Improving sagging facial skin, jowls, and loose neck skin by removing excess fat, tightening muscles, redraping skin. Average cost is $6000.

Facial Implant to improve and change the basic shape of the face using carefully shaped implants to build up a receding chin, or add prominence to cheekbones. The average cost is $2500.

Forehead Lift ( Browlift) the forehead's muscles and tissues are reconstructed to be tighter. The frowning and drooping are removed and replaced with a smooth forehead, raised eyebrows, and less frown lines. Average cost is $3000.

Hair Replacement Surgery - hair integration replacement takes existing hair from the back of your head and places it where there is thin hair. It fills in balding areas with a patient's own hair. The average cost is $3000.

Laser Facial Resurfacing - a laser is used to remove areas of damaged or wrinkled skin, layer by layer smoothing and softening lines around the eyes and mouth. Average cost is $2250.

Liposuction ( Suction-Assisted Lipectomy) helps sculpt the body by removing unwanted fat from specific areas, including the abdomen, hips, buttocks, thighs, knees, upper arms, chin, cheeks and neck. Average cost is $2500.

Male Breast Reduction (Gynecomastia) This procedure removes fat and/ or glandular tissue from the breasts, and in extreme cases removes excess skin, resulting in a chest that is flatter, firmer, and better contoured. Average cost is $3100.

Nose Surgery (Rhinoplasty) can reduce or increase the size of the nose, change the shape of the tip or the bridge, narrow the span of the nostrils, or change the angle between the nose and the upper lip. Average cost is $3900.

Tummy Tuck - (Abdominoplasty) this operation is done to tighten the loose skin of the abdomen and repair the weak muscles of the abdominal wall. The abdomen is flattened by removing excess fat and skin and tightening muscles of abdominal wall. The average cost is $4500.

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Friday, January 4, 2008

Face Lift - Proof That Older Males Do Understand Women

Janet had arrived at that age of 50 and, like every woman she paid constant attention to her image in the mirror. Noticing and worrying about those few age lines she decided, like many other women these days, to have a light face-lift because it would give her a real boost in life. She had the money to cover the costs of the face-lift and booked the surgery.

Obviously there was time frame following the face lift before she would present her new image to the world in general. By that time however, her vain womanly reviews in the mirror indicated an excellent result. She felt good, she was a new woman, even her husband approved, so she felt ready to impress all and sundry with her new face lift. Being a woman however, she still had to seek further independent assurance.

Venturing out for the first time since her face-lift Janet visited the local supermarket, gathered her shopping and, while at the payment desk casually asked the operator 'what age do you think I am?' 'Oh! About 32' the operator replied. Janet felt over the moon, 'I'm 50 actually she replied' with a nice smile of satisfaction.

Next the pharmacy where she plucked up the courage to asks the fellow there what age he thought she was - '29' came the reply. With her confidence now blooming 'Actually I'm 50' she told the fellow. 'Well miss I would never have placed you at that age' he replied. Janet was now on the way to a state of euphoria her face lift was indeed a success.

Feeling on top of the world she pops into her local MacDonald's for a quick lunch and, once again was unable to refrain from asking the young serving girl to assess her age. Once again her confidence was assured at the reply of 35 or less. 'I'm 50 actually' she told the server with some womanly pride.

After lunch Janet, with a bounce in her step, set of to get the bus home. As she waited at the bus stop and elderly man came up and stood waiting along side. Being a woman, Janet just had to have another opinion on her face lift and plucked up the courage to strike up a conversation where she could casually slip the question as to how old he thought she might be.

Well my dear he replied, I'm nearly 70 years old and my eyesight is not the best. However, from experience I do know one guaranteed way to tell the exact age of any woman. That was an intriguing statement for any mere mature woman and of course her natural inbuilt female curiosity demanded that she ask him how. "Well my dear, it's a little bit personal in that I can only do so by feeling your breasts and that might be somewhat embarrassing for you' the elderly man replied.

As they waited in silence on the empty street Janet's female curiosity kicked-in and in a short while she could stand it no longer, she plucked up the courage and said 'OK what the hell, there's no one around so go ahead and prove it' The elderly gentleman then proceeded to slide his hands under her blouse and bra, feeling around very slowly and carefully. With an expression of deep concentration he continues to cup and weigh each breasts and finger the nipples. After a couple of minutes Janet becomes somewhat concerned and impatient, 'Ok old fellow that should be enough, How old do you think I am?" She demanded.

He gently withdraws his hands and confidently said - 'My dear you are exactly 50 years of age'--Janet, like any other woman was totally intrigued and somewhat shocked and amazed - 'How on earth could you tell' she asked the older gentleman.

The older gentleman, with a look of deep contemplation said - 'Well, I suppose it's all based on the natural male logic, observation and sensual assessment of the older man' -'What exactly does that mean' asked Janet.

'Well My dear, if you sincerely promise not to get too upset or mad, then I will let you into the secret"-- 'Good God I'm a mature woman, Of course I won't get upset' said Janet who like any other woman could not possibly resist the answer to such a secret - "Tell me'

'Well my dear' replied the elder gentleman - 'apart from my natural experienced assessment abilities I just happened to be standing in line behind you when you ordered your lunch in MacDonald's'

How did Janet react? Exactly as the elder gentleman knew she would. A slight facial flush of indignation that was immediately overridden by an immense expression of relief as her feminine vanity kicked in with the full realization that her facelift had indeed been an immense success.

Moral: Curious Mature chicks should beware of experienced, logical, lecherous old men

Ted Burgess turned to the computer late in life as a mental rehabilitation tool after heart attacks and strokes. Women are but one of the subjects of his interest these days see: http://www.assetsoflife.com/The-Relationships-Place/home.htm.

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